Survivors, are you ready? I’m your captain and we’re at full combat alert! The gates of the Mad Games arenas will open tomorrow. Like it or not, you’re going to be the heroes of the Wasteland. There’s nothing else to do around here anyway, so you don’t have many options.
To keep you busy while you wait for the Mad Games to start, I’m announcing a contest! Savvy and luck are highly valued in our time. The winner is already known—it’s me, but some of you can still taste the life of luxury. I’ve said a lot, but haven’t told you the most important thing: the secret word is WHATALOVELYDAY. Go for it!